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BRILLIANT! STUNNING! A MASTERPIECE!

Yes, the Danomicon contains these and many other baseless exaggerations. In fact, Dan uses many of the exact same words as literary heavyweights Herman (Popeye) Melville and James (Joyce) Joyce. Here's what caricatures of actual professional writers have to say about The Danomicon:

Jerome Salinger - "The Danomicon warmed my heart. It had the kindling going in no time, I'm telling you, one match, that's all it took."

Normal Mailer - "Hell, Vonnegut's old as the hills, Dan would kick his ass, no problem."

Saul Below - "So where are the recipes? What kind of cookbook doesn't have recipes? It's a cookbook, right?"

The Danomicon touches on every dimension of the human experience and Dan's solutions to the most critical issues of contempory living are, thank God for all us, completely out to lunch. The last thing we need is another know-it-all trying to make us feel stupid, right? No need to worry about that, Dan will make you feel like Albert E with a smart drink.

So buy it today, it's what, the price of two trips to Starbucks, and how many of those do you remember? Come on, you're only a few keystrokes away, whip out that credit card. Let's go, we haven't got all day.